"Ok, stop all this love-in crap. Kill the sissy music. Quit bein' Green...and for the love of God, let's make this place a Clinton-free Zone.
I'm tired of the whining. I hate all the fake, BS smiles and the stupid goofy liberal convention hats...and don't get me started on the homemakers from Iowa struttin' their political stuff in front of NPR's Michele Norris. My God, somebody put me out of my misery.
Give me a convention of pirates and buckaroos, of pistol-packin mommas and rednecks with 'Easy Ride Rifle Racks'. I want red meat, kick-ass, low neck women and a pint of Jack Daniels. Ok, ok, throw in a little religious crap-talk and a photo op with some right winger radio preacher guy."
~ John McCain ( as quoted in a private and confidential phone conversation with me. Ok, maybe not a full conversation, but he used a couple words...well, maybe I put those words in his mouth...or, maybe we didn't talk...but he's truly thinking them...tee hee)
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