Texas secession is as bad an idea as a Texas Baby Hjolster.
Both might have seemed like a smart idea somewhere after the second beer...
But the foolishness at 2 am in the morning as the bars closed down seemed to elude certain men from the bar - those cowpokes who were all hat, no cattle.
Those Texans who failed to check in with baby Tex's mama.
Bad holster idea for baby Tex.
Bad secession idea for Texas.
Den

Ha! Nice! This thing is awesome, every dad needs one- especially if you live in Texas!
Posted by: James | November 13, 2012 at 05:18 PM