Texas secession is as bad an idea as a Texas Baby Hjolster.
Both might have seemed like a smart idea somewhere after the second beer...
But the foolishness at 2 am in the morning as the bars closed down seemed to elude certain men from the bar - those cowpokes who were all hat, no cattle.
Those Texans who failed to check in with baby Tex's mama.
Bad holster idea for baby Tex.
Bad secession idea for Texas.